HAPPENED AROUND 12:01 AM ON APRIL 1, 2008, A DATE THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY. KONKED IN HEAD BY PICTURE FRAME. LUCKILY, EARTHQUAKE WATER JUGS REMAINED INTACT.
WE ARE SUFFERING. WE CAN ONLY WATCH NETFLIX MOVIES AND FRIENDS SEASONS 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, AND 10. SOON WE WILL RUN OUT OF MOVIES AND TV SHOWS TO WATCH. SEND HOUSE AND BOY MEETS WORLD.
ICE CREAM TRUCK NOT MAKING REGULAR ROUTE!!!!!! MAJOR PROBLEM!!!!!!
ALMOST OUT OF LIQUOR. SEND MARGARITA MIX, TEQUILA, GIN, TONIC, AND CHAMPAGNE. THIRSTY. WATER NOT DOING THE TRICK.
SCHOOL NOT IN SESSION. HEARTBROKEN.
HOPE THE CELEBRITIES ARE OK.
LEO'S TACO TRUCK NOWHERE TO BE FOUND!!!!!! MAJOR PROBLEM!!!!! REFUSE TO EAT RAMBO'S!!!!
NO CONTACT WITH OUTSIDE WORLD. SEND BARACK OBAMA.
happy april fool's day!
2 comments:
Excellent. Had me going there for a minute.
btw: INTACT IS ONE WORD!
so many exclamation points. could have been written by elaine benes.
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